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“Welcome back to the result’s show of the second game of this weeks triple header in this weeks CWSL”. says Frankie
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“So please welcome back Rachel and Victoria”
“Rachel, deary, deary me what happened out there today”.
“I really don’t know im lost for words we conceded 8 now i am going to get absolutely covered in the stuff you got and i am going to fucking hate it, why did i fucking agree to this”. Rachel curses.
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“As for you Victoria your team won”.
“They did, does that mean I get away with it”.
“Not quite Victoria, yo are still going to get messy”.
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“But before we get onto the main event we have to sort out the punishments for each of you, which is yellow and red cards, possession, penalties missed and disawolled goals”.
“So as Arsenal lost Rachel you go first”.
“Fucking great” says an angry Rachel
“Arsenal had 3 yellow cards so that means Rachel has 3 buckets of custard to be poured all over her”.
Frankie pours the first bucket over Rachel’s brown hair.
Rachel reacts angrily to this.
So Frankie gets a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Rachel’s hands to the chair so she can’t move.
Franke then pours the second bucket over Rachel’s lap and legs and onto her feet and Rachel starts to squirm in her seat, and has a pissed off look all over her custard coated face.
Franke then starts to proceed to pour the final bucket of custard inside Rachel’s cleavage and all ove her bra. There is a little bit left and Frankie pours this up the inside of Rachel’s bottom have of the dress soaking her panties in custard as well.
“Thats the yellow cars done for Rachel, we will now move onto Victoria now, but will come back to Rachel in a minute”. exclaims Frankie
“Victoria, Man Utd had 2 yellow cards so that means you get two buckets of custard”.
“Fucking brilliant”. says Victoria
Frankie pours the first bucket of custard over Victoria’s short black hair, turning it yellow, Victoria pumps her fist in an angry manner.
Frankie pours the second bucket again over Victoria’s legs and over her shoes coating Victoria’s long legs and shoes as well.
“Thank you Victoria thats all the fofeits that you have to do so now it is back to Rachel for the rest of hers”.
“Rachel as Arsenal had Carl Jenkinson sent off you will now recieve a bucket of strawberry jam”.
“Do I fucking have to i fucking hate getting messy”.
“You shouldn’t of agree to do it then”. says Frankie
Frankie throws the jam straight at the face of a very angry and agitated Rachel
The jam falls off Rachel’s face and drops down onto her cleavage and onto her dress, so the jam is now on top of the lumpy custard that Rachel is already covered in.
“As you may have guessed Rachel as Victoria hasn’t any more forfeits to take that Arsenal lost the possession stats which were 59% to 41%”.
“Oh just fucking get on with it now Frankie will you”.
“As you would then Rachel”.
“The next bucket i have for you then is a bucket of mushy peas that has pieces of sweetcorn in it”.
Frankie pours the mushy peas and sweetcorn all over Rachel’s hair.
Rachel is already is totally trashed and still has lots more to come, Rachel is now fuming.
“Their is one final forfeit you must take Rachel”.
“Do I fucking have to i’m already fucking trashed”.
“Afraid so, not allowed to get off”.
” I fucking hate you Frankie”.
“Oh well i’ll live”.
“The final bucket for Robin Van Persie’s missed penalty is a bucket of whte paint”.
Frankie pours the paint all over Rachel’s dress, it is alot thicker than the custard and jam so it already is made rachel’s dress turn white.
“So as both teams conceded 1 goal you will both have to go in the gunge tanks”.
Firstly is the Man Utd tank for Victoria as Man Utd was the home team it consists of red and white gunge which is the colours of Man Utd.
Victoria gingerly steps in to gunge tank and Frankie duly pulls the lever.
Victoria makes the mistake of looking up at the wrong time and the gunge hits her straight on the face coating her face a red and white colour.
“Victoria you may exit the tank now”.
“Rachel it is now your turn”.
“Not going in”
“You are”.
So Victoria and Frankie grabs Rachel by the arms with rachel kicking and stomping her feet.
Once in the Arsenal tank of dark blue and turquoise the colours of Arsenal’s away kit, Rachel continues to stomp her feet in anger.
Frankie pulls the lever and Rachels tries to put her arms over her hair and bows her head trying to protect herself.
This doesn’t work because the gunge comes down in a massive deluge that it is that forceful that rachel’s hands get knocked ofer her head and down by her side. This makes Rachel even more infuraited.
“Rachel you may exit the tank now”.
As Rachel exits the tank two baths are brought out for Rachel and Victoria as both teams conceded two goals.
The baths are both filled too the brim with baked beans.
“Victoria, rachel please can you get into the baths please”.
“As rachel is already a stinky mess and it absloutely covered from head too toe in gunk she just goes straight in.
As for Victoria she dips her toes in and reluctanlty pulls it traight out again.
“I ain’t getting in that” Victoria exclaims.
“You are” says Frankie
So Frankie pushes Victoria straight into the bath. Victoria goes right under and re-emerges covered in bean juice.
“As Victoria has been fully submerged in the beans then so do you” says Frankie to Rachel
Rachel reluctanlty agrees. Rachel quickly goes under too get it over and done with.
“Victoria that is the end of the mess for you, you can take a seat back on the other side of the studio”.
“Thank god it’s over for me then, can i take a shower now please Frankie”.
“No sorry you have to wait until Rachel’s ordeal is over sorry Vic”.
“But for you rachel it’s about to get a whole lot worse”.
“As Arsenal conceded 3 goals you are going to have to go into my pillories of mess”,
Rachel slowly walks over to the pillories and when there Frankie straps her legs and arms in so rachel can’t escape.
“Firstly I have some pies for you Rachel the first pie is a pie with orange on top”
Frankie slams the pie into Rachel’s face turning it orange with the pie tray falling off Rachel’s face.
The next pie is a beef pie and Frankie slams this pie into Rachel’s crotch area, causing Rachel to squeal in disgust.
The next pie on offer is a chicken pie and Frankie slams the pie into Rachel’s backside, causing a white mess on Rachel’s ass.
Thats all the pies but now it’s time for some macaroni cheese and Frankie pours the macaroni cheese all over the back of Rachel’s legs causing the yellow macaroni cheese to turn Rachel’s legs yellow.
The final bucket for rachel to take is some gone off coleslaw.
Rachel holds her nose for this as Frankie pours it over Rachel’s already matted hair.
“Rachel i will now help you out of the pillories so that you can take my next punishment.”
“Up next is the gunk dunk, that is for Arsenal conceding 4 goals” says Frankie
“Rachel is now sat on top of the gunk dunk which as brown and black gunge in it which faces Rachel.
Frankie pulls the lever and sends Rachel into the gunkg dunk, Rachel lands face first in it and re-emerges looking like a brown and black monster. But before Rachel can escpae the gunk dunk she is hit with a deluge of white gunge from above.
Rachel now exits gunk dunk and 3 gunge tanks have been placed in the studio two that was cleaned earlier and now an extra one as well.
The first gunge tank has yellow and green gunge in it. Frankie pulls the lever and coats Rachel in yellow and green gunge to make her a multicoloured mess.
“Now it’s onto the next tank which has red and blue gunge in it” says Frankie
Again with Rachel inside Frankie pulls the lever and by now rachel is just taking the gunge because she knows she might as well take it now cos she is had a thorough messing already.
“Now onto the final tank now please Rachel” exclaims Frankie
The final tank has punk and purple gunge in it.
Rachel steps inside of the gunge tank.
Frankie then again pulls the lever with the pink and purple gunge hitting Rachel right on top of her head coating her face, hair, dress and legs.
“This is your final punishment for 5 goals Rachel, it’s the return of the gunk dunk”.
Frankie again pulls the lever and this time Rachel is ready for it and lands feet first into the brown and black gunge, this time Rachel is hit with orange gunge from above.
Rachel is now out of the gunk dunk.
“Rachel we now have a special treat for you we have managed to get hold of Noel Edmunds and he has brought for your sixth goal his trip around the great house”.
“So Rachel if you please would you take a seat”.
Rachel is now sat in at the begining of the trip with Frankie pulling the lever, the cart starts to move and Frankie and Victoria above with the first buckets og grass that they pour over Rachel, next up is some feathers for Rachel, and as it is a small studio we are in we are now at the end and Frankie pulls the lever in the great fire place and a rainbow of gunge falls all oveer Rachel in the cart.
“Now Rachel it is onto the seventh goal and for the seventh goal you will have buckets of animal food, motor oil and animal manure poured onto you”.
“Your joking right Frnkie”.
“No im deadly serious Rachel”.
“Firstly Frankie pours some cat food all over Rachel, we have some chicken, some beef and some lamb here for Rachel”.
“Next up is the motor oil and Frankie chuck a bucket of black gunge all over Rachel”.
Now Rachel is an unreconisble mess.
“And now finally Rachel it is the manure we have dogs manure, cows manure, and pigs slop all in this bucket”.
“Fucking fantastic”. mumbles Rachel
Frankie pours this bucket on Rachels hair onto her face, onto her dress and down her legs and onto her shoes
“Now Rachel it is time for your final punishment, you are going to get tarred and feathered”.
“Fucking awesome” replies Rachel
Frankie now pours the bucket of tar all over Rachel’s body to ensure full coverage.
Now that Rachel is fully covered in tar frankie gets a bucket of feathers and starts to cover Rachel in feathers.
Rachel now looks like a chicken.
“Rachel thats it you can now go and it back with Victoria”.
“That’s it for this game of CWSL join Georgie again later for game 3, thanks to Victoria and espeically rachel for being very good sport today”.
As Frankie says this a gunge tank is wheeled out.
“Whats that for” says a perplexed Frankie.
“It’s for you” shouts Victoria and Rachel at the same time.
“So if you would Frankie like to step inside”.
Frankie reluctantly agrees.
Victoria and Rachel pulls the lever together releasing a torrent of gold gunge all over Frankie.
Covering Frankie’s hair face, silver dress, legs and shoes.
“Now it’s back to Frankie to finish the show” says both ladies at the same time.
“It’s goodbye from a messy Victoria Beckham and an unreconisible Rachel Stevens and now a gungey me your host for game 2 Frankie Sandford, don’t forget to join Georgie Thompson for game 3 later today
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