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“Welcome back to the result of this second match of CSWL this week with me your host Rachel Wyse”.
“Please welcome back tonight’s competitors and two of my fellow Sky Sports News colleagues, Alex Hammond and Kirsty Gallacher”.
“So Alex how was that for you, well Rachel it was awesome performance from Spurs today a thoroughly deserving win for us and Kirsty is going to get it good, and im going to escape the mess as my team didn’t concede”.
“Not quite Alex”.
“What do you mean by that Rachel”.
“Well Alex, Emmanuel Adebayor may have been man of the match for you today but he also received a yellow card to and that means a bucket of custard for you”.
Rachel starts to pour the bucket of custard all over Alex light blonde hair, then over Alex’s red dress over her pale legs and finally over her shoes.
“So that’s all the punishments for you then Alex you may take a seat back over on the other side of the studio and watch Kirsty’s humiliation”.
“So Kirsty what went wrong out their today, lost 4-0, had two men sent off and had a goal disallowed”.
“Well Rachel to be brutally honest I don’t know im stunned”.
“Well you know what happens to teams that lose and have players sent off don’t you Kirsty”.
“Yes i do Rachel and I am not looking forward to it one little bit”.
“Well Kirsty we shall do the Yellow cards first and although Charlie Adam and Martin Skrtel, got sent off for two booking im being ultra mean today and classing their first Yellow Cards as well, to go with substitute Sebastien Coates’ and Luis Suarez’s yellow card two so that make four in total which means Kirsty, you will be on the receiving end of two buckets of custard and two custard pies”.
Rachel first of all grabs the first of the two custard pies and plants it straight into the face of Kirsty causing a massive explosion of pastry all of Kirsty’s face, with the pie tin falling to the floor.
Rachel then picks up the second pie.
“Kirsty would you stand up for me a second please”.
Kirsty reluctantly agrees and Rachel moves to the back of the gunging chair before placing the pie down onto the chair.
Rachel then moves back around to the front again before putting her arms onto Kirsty’s shoulders and slapping her back onto the chair with an all mighty thud.
Kirsty’s arse lands right into the pie causing her skirt to go yellow at the back and causing some of the pie to explode all over the floor.
Next up for Kirsty is the first bucket of custard which Rachel starts to pour firstly all over Kirsty’s dark brown hair causing it to go a yellowy colour, before turning her attentions to Kirsty’s curvy cleavage and Rachel starts to pour the custard inside of the vest top that Kirsty is wearing, coating Kirsty’s tits a yellow colour to go with her hair.
Rachel then grabs the second bucket and focuses on Kirsty’s lower body starting to pour the custard firstly over Kirsty’s legs and shoes coating them a yellow colour to before pulling open Kirsty’s skirt and pouring the remaining custard inside the skirt coating Kirsty’s panties and some of the custard get inside of Kirsty’s panties reaching her vagina, which in turn makes Kirsty moan at this feeling.
“Kirsty as you know Liverpool had Charlie Adam and Martin Skrtel sent off for two yellow cards so that means your next punishment is two buckets of tomato ketchup”.
Rachel starts to pour the ketchup over Kirsty’s covered hair and face before some of the ketchup falls onto Kirsty’s white outfit and into her cleavage.
Again Rachel grabs the second bucket of ketchup and starts to pour it over Kirsty’s skirt and her legs and shoes turning them now orange.
“Kirsty Liverpool also had a disallowed goal because Luis Suarez was offside”.
“Yes i am fully aware of that Rachel but ain’t I mess already”.
“Sorry Kirsty I may be your colleague, but rules are rules”.
Rachel then picks up a bucket of mixed fruits which contains crushed strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries and gooseberries, leaving a congealed mess of blue, purple, green, red, pink and black mess in the bucket and Rachel throws this bucket all over the vest and skirt of Kirsty staining it, into all those multi colours.
“Kirsty there is one more final punishment for you and that is because Liverpool had less possession than Spurs”.
“Oh fucking great as if im not a mess all fucking ready”.
The last bucket is bucket of maggots,worms and jellied eels, and Rachel again pulls open Kirsty’s vest top and pours the mixture of congealed creatures all over Kirsty’s tits and she looks down and screams looking at what has been poured onto her tits and the creatures stick to the custard that is already all over Kirsty’s tits.
There are some creatures still left in the bucket and Rachel opens the skirt.
“You seriously ain’t pouring those in there are you Rachel”.
“Yep I am Kirsty”.
Rachel then pours the congealed mixture of creatures inside Kirsty’s skirt, and they start to crawl inside Kirsty’s panties where they reach her vagina, causing a tickling sensation, and Kirsty gives out an almighty scream.
“I Will get you back for this Rachel”. shouts an outraged and fuming Kirsty
“Now the forfeits are out-of-the-way it is now onto the main event so bring out the gunge tank”.
The gunge tank is filled with red and black gunge that represents Liverpool’s home and away kits.
Kirsty walks like she has shat herself over to the gunge tank, before stepping in.
Rachel pulls the lever releasing a torrent of red and black gunge causing a dome effect over Kirsty’s hair with the some falling into her cleavage and onto her dress, releasing some of the creatures that Rachel covered her in.
“That was for 1 goal now Kirsty, so now it’s onto the 2 goals”.
“Bring out the bath” exclaims Rachel.
The bath is filled up with a mixture of chocolate sauce and porridge.
“Kirsty you have to submerge yourself in the bath, to ensure full coverage”.
Kirsty gingerly walks up to the bath before getting into the bath and sits in it before adjusting herself before the full submerge.
Kirsty slowly makes her way down into the bath covering her whole body, so you can not see a speck of clean on her.
“You may now get up and out of the bath now Kirsty”.
“Now the two goals is over its onto the three goals and bring out the pillories”.
Rachel straps Kirsty into the pillories.
“There are 5 buckets and 5 pies here that i am going to throw at you for this punishment”.
Rachel smashes the first pie on top of Kirsty’s head causing the pie to fall over Kirsty’s face.
Rachel then gives Kirsty a pie sandwich of a yellow topped pie and a green topped pie causing a massive explosion all over Kirsty.
The third pie is slammed straight into Kirsty’s cleavage causing pie to fly everywhere and the red topped pie has then been smushed into Kirsty’s cleavage to ensure full effect.
The final two pies have been rubbed up and down Kirsty’s legs, they are coated in blue topped and brown topped pies.
The first bucket contains gravy and Rachel throws it all over Kirsty, coating the front of her dress and skirt. Turning it a brown mess. and matting Kirsty’s already fucked up hair.
The next bucket contains coleslaw and Rachel pours the bucket over Kirsty’s hair leaving the bits of carrot and lettuce all over Kirsty’s hair and the coleslaw also is gone off and stinks vile.
The third bucket is a bucket of mushy peas and this bucket is all over Kirsty’s cleavage and up her skirt again covering her tits and panties and her skirt and vest leaving a massive bulging mess in Kirsty’s vest and skirt and it looks like it is going to burst open.
The fourth bucket is a bucket of mixture of jams they are, strawberry, blackcurrant, raspberry and apricot.
Rachel then pours the congealed jams all over Kirsty’s shoes and legs which causes already humiliated Kirsty even more into a messy person.
The final bucket contains foam and Rachel pours this all over Kirsty turning into a messy snowwoman and Rachel then releases Kirsty from the pillories and onto her final punishment.
“Bring out the gunk dunk”.
The gunk dunk is wheeled out and it is filled to the brim with white and black gunge.
Kirsty is sat at the top of the gunk dunk waiting her final humiliation, and with that Rachel pulls the lever releasing Kirsty into the slimy zebra coloured gunge, and then a deluge of brown gunge falls on top of an unsuspecting Kirsty and she screams really loud and slaps her hand into the gunge.
So as Rachel brings down the curtain on another CSWL Kirsty climb out the gunk dunk and her and Alex bring out the pillories ready to mess an unsuspecting Rachel.
“So this is it for this weeks join us again for next weeks show with more celebrities, more gunge and more football”.
“The show isn’t quite over yet Rachel”.
“What you mean”.
As Alex and Kirsty grabs each one of Rachel’s arms and places her into the pillories.
With Rachel now strapped into the pillories Alex and Kirsty have a bucket each ready to pour over Rachel.
Alex is the first to go and her bucket contains baked beans and Alex starts to pour the beans over Rachel’s hair and face and then onto her dress and onto her legs and shoes.
Kirsty is up next and her bucket contains some blue gunge and agin Kirsty targets Rachel’s hair turning her hair blue, again it drips down her face onto her face and onto her legs and shoes.
Rachel is now released from the pillories and can this time conclude this weeks show.
“So this is it for this week CSWL join us next week for more celebrities, more gunge and more football, so it’s goodbye from me a now messy Rachel Wyse and my two colleagues Alex Hammond and a special round of for Kirsty Gallacher.