gunge nation Marina Berry vs Opal Bonfante

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Before I write the beginning of this story I just want to let u know of my story plans over the coming weeks.

I am going to do a gunge nation series of shopping telly beauty’s up against quiz beauty’s, none of you may know who any of these people are but i want to write a series on a few of my favourites.

I am only going to be doing these when I am not writing a CSWL a story, and as i am not writing one this week, I am setting up a gunge nation poll for the first one of my series with the result to follow the following week.

Thanks for reading through that garbage now onto the story.

“Welcome to another episode of gunge nation with me your host Ryan Priddle”.

“This is the first of many gunge votes between shopping telly personalities and quiz personalities”.

“So lets bring out the first competitor”.

“First representing shopping channels is sit up tv’s Marina Berry”.

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Marina is wearing a black mini dress, with a white flower on it, black high-heeled shoes, with her brown hair being worn down and a few curves at the bottom of it.

“And now onto my second guest this evening and representing quiz television Opal Bonfante”

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Opal is wearing a black dress that comes just above the knee with a lot of different coloured patterns on it, with her hair being worn down and has waves in it with black high-heeled shoes.

“So let’s get the ladies thoughts on tonight’s vote staring with Marina.”

“Marina what chances do you think that you have of avoiding the gunge tonight”.

“Well Ryan i think me and Opal have a good as change as each other of going in the gunge but i hope it is Opal that wins and not me”.

“So Opal what do you have to say to that”.

“I think my chances are slightly weaker than Marina’s as she has been on the X Factor so she may be more well-known than me, so I am hoping this ploy works”.

“Join me again in the next part for an update on the gunge vote, and who do you want to send into the gunge do want Marina to have a swim in the shopping slime, or do you want Opal to get gunged for team quiz”.

There will be an update on Friday the 23rd September

The poll closes on Monday 26th September

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CSWL week 6 match 2 Spurs vs Liverpool result

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This story also contains strong language and some nudity.

“Welcome back to the result of this second match of CSWL this week with me your host Rachel Wyse”.

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“Please welcome back tonight’s competitors and two of my fellow Sky Sports News colleagues, Alex Hammond and Kirsty Gallacher”.

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“So Alex how was that for you, well Rachel it was awesome performance from Spurs today a thoroughly deserving win for us and Kirsty is going to get it good, and im going to escape the mess as my team didn’t concede”.

“Not quite Alex”.

“What do you mean by that Rachel”.

“Well Alex,  Emmanuel Adebayor may have been man of the match for you today but he also received a yellow card to and that means a bucket of custard for you”.

Rachel starts to pour the bucket of custard all over Alex light blonde hair, then over Alex’s red dress over her pale legs and finally over her shoes.

“So that’s all the punishments for you then Alex you may take a seat back over on the other side of the studio and watch Kirsty’s humiliation”.

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“So Kirsty what went wrong out their today, lost 4-0, had two men sent off and had a goal disallowed”.

“Well Rachel to be brutally honest I don’t know im stunned”.

“Well you know what happens to teams that lose and have players sent off don’t you Kirsty”.

“Yes i do Rachel and I am not looking forward to it one little bit”.

“Well Kirsty we shall do the Yellow cards first and although Charlie Adam and Martin Skrtel, got sent off for two booking im being ultra mean today and classing their first Yellow Cards as well, to go with substitute Sebastien Coates’ and Luis Suarez’s yellow card two so that make four in total which means Kirsty, you will be on the receiving end of two buckets of custard and two custard pies”.

Rachel first of all grabs the first of the two custard pies and plants it straight into the face of Kirsty causing a massive explosion of pastry all of Kirsty’s face, with the pie tin falling to the floor.

Rachel then picks up the second pie.

“Kirsty would you stand up for me a second please”.

Kirsty reluctantly agrees and Rachel moves to the back of the gunging chair before placing the pie down onto the chair.

Rachel then moves back around to the front again before putting her arms onto Kirsty’s shoulders and slapping her back onto the chair with an all mighty thud.

Kirsty’s arse lands right into the pie causing her skirt to go yellow at the back and causing some of the pie to explode all over the floor.

Next up for Kirsty is the first bucket of custard which Rachel starts to pour firstly all over Kirsty’s dark brown hair causing it to go a yellowy colour, before turning her attentions to Kirsty’s curvy cleavage and Rachel starts to pour the custard inside of the vest top that Kirsty is wearing, coating Kirsty’s tits a yellow colour to go with her hair.

Rachel then grabs the second bucket and focuses on Kirsty’s lower body starting to pour the custard firstly over Kirsty’s legs and shoes coating them a yellow colour to before pulling open Kirsty’s skirt and pouring the remaining custard inside the skirt coating Kirsty’s panties and some of the custard get inside of Kirsty’s panties reaching her vagina, which in turn makes Kirsty moan at this feeling.

“Kirsty as you know Liverpool had Charlie Adam and Martin Skrtel sent off for two yellow cards so that means your next punishment is two buckets of tomato ketchup”.

Rachel starts to pour the ketchup over  Kirsty’s covered hair and face before some of the ketchup falls onto Kirsty’s white outfit and into her cleavage.

Again Rachel grabs the second bucket of ketchup and starts to pour it over Kirsty’s skirt and her legs and shoes turning them now orange.

“Kirsty Liverpool also had a disallowed goal because Luis Suarez was offside”.

“Yes i am fully aware of that Rachel but ain’t I mess already”.

“Sorry Kirsty I may be your colleague, but rules are rules”.

Rachel then picks up a bucket of mixed fruits which contains crushed strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries and gooseberries, leaving a congealed mess of blue, purple, green, red, pink and black mess in the bucket and Rachel throws this bucket all over the vest and skirt of Kirsty staining it, into all those multi colours.

“Kirsty there is one more final punishment for you and that is because Liverpool had less possession than Spurs”.

“Oh fucking great as if im not a mess all fucking ready”.

The last bucket is bucket of maggots,worms and jellied eels, and Rachel again pulls open Kirsty’s vest top and pours the mixture of congealed creatures all over Kirsty’s tits and she looks down and screams looking at what has been poured onto her tits and the creatures stick to the custard that is already all over Kirsty’s tits.

There are some creatures still left in the bucket and Rachel opens the skirt.

“You seriously ain’t pouring those in there are you Rachel”.

“Yep I am Kirsty”.

Rachel then pours the congealed mixture of creatures inside Kirsty’s skirt, and they start to crawl inside Kirsty’s panties where they reach her vagina, causing a tickling sensation, and Kirsty gives out an almighty scream.

“I Will get you back for this Rachel”. shouts an outraged and fuming Kirsty

“Now the forfeits are out-of-the-way it is now onto the main event so bring out the gunge tank”.

The gunge tank is filled with red and black gunge that represents Liverpool’s home and away kits.

Kirsty walks like she has shat herself over to the gunge tank, before stepping in.

Rachel pulls the lever releasing a torrent of red and black gunge causing a dome effect over Kirsty’s hair with the some falling into her cleavage and onto her dress, releasing some of the creatures that Rachel covered her in.

“That was for 1 goal now Kirsty, so now it’s onto the 2 goals”.

“Bring out the bath” exclaims Rachel.

The bath is filled up with a mixture of chocolate sauce and porridge.

“Kirsty you have to submerge yourself in the bath, to ensure full coverage”.

Kirsty gingerly walks up to the bath before getting into the bath and sits in it before adjusting herself before the full submerge.

Kirsty slowly makes her way down into the bath covering her whole body, so you can not see a speck of clean on her.

“You may now get up and out of the bath now Kirsty”.

“Now the two goals is over its onto the three goals and bring out the pillories”.

Rachel straps Kirsty into the pillories.

“There are 5 buckets and 5 pies here that i am going to throw at you for this punishment”.

Rachel smashes the first pie on top of Kirsty’s head causing the pie to fall over Kirsty’s face.

Rachel then gives Kirsty a pie sandwich of a yellow topped pie and a green topped pie causing a massive explosion all over Kirsty.

The third pie is slammed straight into Kirsty’s cleavage causing pie to fly everywhere and the red topped pie has then been smushed into Kirsty’s cleavage to ensure full effect.

The final two pies have been rubbed up and down Kirsty’s legs, they are coated in blue topped and brown topped pies.

The first bucket contains  gravy and Rachel throws it all over Kirsty, coating the front of her dress and skirt. Turning it a brown mess. and matting Kirsty’s already fucked up hair.

The next bucket contains coleslaw and Rachel pours the bucket over Kirsty’s hair leaving the bits of carrot and lettuce all over Kirsty’s hair and the coleslaw also is gone off and stinks vile.

The third bucket is a bucket of mushy peas and this bucket is all over Kirsty’s cleavage and up her skirt again covering her tits and panties and her skirt and vest leaving a massive bulging mess in Kirsty’s vest and skirt and it looks like it is going to burst open.

The fourth bucket is a bucket of mixture of jams they are, strawberry, blackcurrant, raspberry and apricot.

Rachel then pours the congealed jams all over Kirsty’s shoes and legs which causes already humiliated Kirsty even more into a messy person.

The final bucket contains foam and Rachel pours this all over Kirsty turning into a messy snowwoman and Rachel then releases Kirsty from the pillories and onto her final punishment.

“Bring out the gunk dunk”.

The gunk dunk is wheeled out and it is filled to the brim with white and black gunge.

Kirsty is sat at the top of the gunk dunk waiting her final humiliation, and with that Rachel pulls the lever releasing Kirsty into the slimy zebra coloured gunge, and then a deluge of brown gunge falls on top of an unsuspecting Kirsty and she screams really loud and slaps her hand into the gunge.

So as Rachel brings down the curtain on another CSWL Kirsty climb out the gunk dunk and her and Alex bring out the pillories ready to mess an unsuspecting Rachel.

“So this is it for this weeks join us again for next weeks show with more celebrities, more gunge and more football”.

“The show isn’t quite over yet Rachel”.

“What you mean”.

“You’ll see”

As Alex and Kirsty grabs each one of Rachel’s arms and places her into the pillories.

With Rachel now strapped into the pillories Alex and Kirsty have a bucket each ready to pour over Rachel.

Alex is the first to go and her bucket contains baked beans and Alex starts to pour the beans over Rachel’s hair and face and then onto her dress and onto her legs and shoes.

Kirsty is up next and her bucket contains some blue gunge and agin Kirsty targets Rachel’s hair turning her hair blue, again it drips down her face onto her face and onto her legs and shoes.

Rachel is now released from the pillories and can this time conclude this weeks show.

“So this is it for this week CSWL join us next week for more celebrities, more gunge and more football, so it’s goodbye from me a now messy Rachel Wyse and my two colleagues Alex Hammond and a special round of for Kirsty Gallacher.

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CSWL week 6 game 2 Spurs vs Liverpool

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“Welcome to game 2 of this week CSWL with me your host Rachel Wyse”.

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Rachel is wearing a red mini dress, black high-heeled shoes, with her gingery, blonde hair is being worn down.

“Please welcome my first guest and Tottenham fan and my fellow sky sports news presenter Alex Hammond”.

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Alex is wearing a light red dress with her light blonde hair in a pony tail and wearing black high-heeled shoes.

“And up against Alex tonight is another colleague of mine and Liverpool fan Kirsty Gallacher”.

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Kirsty is wearing a white vest top showing plenty of cleavage, with a white jean design mini skirt and sliver sandals high-heeled shoes.

“So ladies what do you think your teams chances are today, starting with you Alex”.

“Well Rachel we are at home against a very good Liverpool team, so it will be a close fought game but I think we will nick it”.

“What about you then Kirsty”.

“Liverpool will want to bounce back from last weekends defeat at Stoke and I want to mess Alex”.

“Fighting talk there from Kirsty, but your team may win but you may still get messy because like always there is forfeits for yellow, red card, possession, penalties missed and absolute sitters”.

“So join us after the match for today’s result and which one of my colleagues will be getting a severe sliming”.

“Will it be Alex or Kirsty only the teams can decide that”.

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CSWL week 4 England vs Wales the result

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“Welcome back to the results shoe of this special International week of CSWL game between England and Wales, with me Charlie Webster”.

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“First up we have England supporter Emma Bunton”.

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Emma comes onto the stage in her black mini dress with a white England shirt over the top of it.

“And representing Wales tonight is Katherine Jenkins”.

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Katherine comes on with her pink mini dress with the Wales red football shirt over the top of it.

“So Emma bet you are happy with tonight’s result”.

“But before we get onto todays main event let’s get onto the forfeits for cards and possession shall we”. exclaims Charlie

“Yes i am we won, we didn’t play well but i’m glad i am going to escape your mess Charlie”.

“Thats where your wrong Emma, you have to take the forfeits for England’s misendamours”.

“You what”.

“England got a yellow card Emma ,you have James Milner to blame for that, and you shall receive a bucket of custard for it”.

Charlie slowly pours the bucket of custard over Emma coating her blonde hair and all over her black dress.Turning her dress a light shade of yellow,

“So thats your punishment Emma now lets move over to Katherine and her thoughts on tonight’s game”.

“Katherine Wales were unlucky there weren’t they?”.

“Yes we outplayed England in the second have and if it wasn’t for Rob Earnshaw missing that chance Emma would be joining me in the gunge tank”.

“So it’s onto your forfeits Katherine and, we will get onto the Rob Earnshaw miss in a minute”.

“As Wales lost on the possession stat Katherine you shall receive a bucket full of mud”.

Charlie starts to pour the mud all over Katherine’s nice long blonde hair turning it a really sludgy dark brown colour and the mud falls on to Katherine’s pink dress, covering her dress and with some falling onto Katherine’s cleaveage. Leaving Katherine a brown mess.

“Now Katherine for Rob Earnshaw’s shocking miss that denied Wales a point, we have an extra forfeit for you”.

Charlie lands a custard pie right in the middle of Katherine’s face turning her face yellow and going over the mud that Katherine has already been covered in.

“Now lets move onto the main event shall we because Wales only lost 1-0 Katherine here only has to go into my gunge tank.

“So Katherine go in if you would please”.

Katherine slowly makes her way over to the gunge tank and steps inside.

Charlie pulls the lever releasing a torrent of red gunge all over Katherine, the colour of Wales’ national colours.

The gunge falls on top of Katherine head covering her hair, face, dress, cleavage, legs and forms a puddle at the bottom of the tank coating her feet and shoes.

“Thank you for joining me Charlie Webster for this International Special of CSWL join us again next week for more celebrities and more mess, but give a special thanks to my guests tonight Emma Bunton and Katherine Jenkins”.

As Charlie says this Emma and Katherine wheel out another gunge tank.

Charlie looks perplexed by this.

“Ladies whats this for” enquires Charlie

“Well as we got messy we thought it was only fair that you should take your fair share of mess, so if you would Charlie get in the gunge tank”.

“But i didn’t agree to this”.

“We know, but we did”.

Charlie reluctantly makes her way into the gunge tank. Where both ladies pull the lever releasing a torrent of baby pink gunge all over Charlie covering her whole body in pink gunge.

“So this time it is goodbye from me a very gungey Charlie Webster and also my two messy celebrities Emma Bunton and especially Katherine Jenkins they both have been great sports.

So who wants to do the story for this weekends round of games any game chosen

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gunge nation X Factor Special Tulisa Contosavlos vs Kelly Rowland the result

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“Welcome back to this final part of gunge nation with me your host Ryan Priddle , we are just about to find out who is getting gunged and who avoided the gunge out of our two X Factor judges, will it be Tulisa or Kelly find out in a couple minutes to find out”.

“So join us after the break to find out which X Factor judge is going to get a mega gunging curtesy of the other”.

Tulisa

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or Kelly

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“Welcome back to this final part of gunge nation i am just about to reveal the results of this weeks polls”.

“And with 86 votes and 87% of the votes and getting gunged is Tulisa Contosavlos”.

Tulisa is shocked by winning by such a landslide over Kelly.

“Tulisa please make your way over to the gunging area please, if you would”.

Tulisa slowly and gingerly walks over to the gunging stool.

“Kelly you may start to pour all of this slop over Tulisa now”.

The first bucket that Kelly starts to pour all over Tulisa is some creamed corn and Kelly starts to pour the dark yellow watery substance all over Tulisa’s hair and dress turning it a darker colour.

The next bucket is some Raspberry ripple and Kelly starts to pour the dark red substance all over Tulisa’s cleavge and dress turn the once pink dress a dark red coulor.

The next bucket that Kelly has for Tulisa is a bucket of mixed fruit that consists of apricots, oranges, mangoes and peaches, Kelly starts to pour the fruit mix all over Tulisa’s lovely long legs coating them an orange colour.

The next bucket that kelly has for Tulisa is a bucket of whipped cream and Kelly targets Tulisa’s feet and shoes with this bucket coating Tulisa’s shoes a foamy white colour.

Next up Kelly finds a chcoalte cake and smashes it straight into Tulisa’s face, causing the cake to explode and go all over Tulisa’s cleavage and all over her dress.

Next up for Tulisa is a bucket of yellow and green gunge and kelly pours this bucket over Tulisa’s dress and all over her legs and onto her shoes leaving Tulisa a slimy mess.

The final bucket that kelly has for Tulisa is a bucket of red and blue gunge and Kelly starts to pour this bucket all over Tulisa’s hair and face matting her hair in the process.

“So Kelly how was that for you”.

“That was truly awesome and Tulisa looks a right state it’s going to take her a while to clean herselft up”.

“And Tulisa a few words from you please”.

That was truly awful I smell and am really slimy i just want a shower now”.

“Well Tulisa i have some bad news for you we still haven’t got our showers fixed so your going to have to go home like that”.

“Oh great i’m going to be a laughing stock”.

Kelly at this point is bursting out laughing and is glad that it’s not her covered from head to toe in slime because that would be her fate right now if she was the one that lost the vote.

“Thanks for join us for this weeks gunge nation. join us again soon when two more celebrities will be up for my gunge vote”.

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gunge nation X Factor special Tulisa Contosavlos vs Kelly Rowland update

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“Welcome back to gunge nation our X Factor special we still have Tulsa and Kelly still here with me in the studio”.

“But before I get down to the nitty gritty and reveal the results at this halfway stage. There is something i have to ask the two ladies”.

“Tulisa coming to you first is it true that the X Factor Judges have started an all out war you and Louis Walsh vs Kelly and Gary Barlow”.

“Well Ryan don’t always read what you sww in the newspapers, but on this occassion yes it is true, and it is giving me extra motivation to beat Kelly in this vote and make her a slimy mess and she will truly deserve it as well”.

“Kelly your take on this story please”.

“Well Ryan it’s not as bad as Tulisa is making out, yes there are split sides on the judging panel, but there is not a war brewing between the four of us put it that way, and i am also going to make Tulisa eat her words with that comment on her going to slime me now i think she is going to get slimed by me and i am going to enjoy every minute of it”.

“So let’s reveal the result then shall we, so far there has been 84 votes been cast and with a whopping 75 of the votes so far and 89% of the vote is Tulisa Contosavlos”.

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“So Tulisa what have you got to say about that result”.

“Well Ryan of course i am truly shocked that i am leading by an absolute landslide, and it looks like Kelly is going to get wish and get to trylu humilate me”.

“And you Kelly, whats your take on it”.

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“Well Ryan I thought Tulisa would be in the lead but not by this much, and i am going to truly pouring all that slop all over her”.

“So join us next time for the results, where Tulisa needs a miracle to avoid the gunge and kelly needs a miracle to go in the gunge, but miracles do happen so are we going to see one here”.

Poll closes on Wednesday 6th Spetember not the 7th as previously stated in last post.

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gunge nation X Factor special Tulisa Contosavlos vs Kelly Rowland

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“Welcome to another gunge nation with me Ryan Priddle, tonight we have an x factor special as it has just reurned to our tv screens”.

“First up we have N-Dubz singer and the judge that replaces Cheryl Cole, Tulisa Contosavlos”.

Tulisa is wearing a pink mini dress with her black hair with blonde streaks in it being worn down and it comes down to her midriff. Tulisa is also wearing a pair of silver high heeled shoes. Tulisa is also wearing her hair slightly to the right. Also Tulisa’s hair is being worn straight as well.

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“Next up we have Tulisa’s fellow judge who replaced Dannii Minogue on the judging panel and that is Destiney’s Child singer and solo artist Kelly Rowland”.

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Kelly is wearing a sparkly golad dress, with small curls in her hair, and her long black hair going down her back. Kelly is also wearing a pair of gold high heeled shoes as well.

“So Tulisa how do you rate yor changes of avoiding the gunge against Kelly”.

“Well Ryan N-Dubz are well less known than Destiny’s Child so I feel that i can beat Kelly in this vote”.

“Interesting point in using each other bands there Tulisa”.

“So what about you Kelly”.

“Well Ryan, to be honest Tulisa is well known in Britain and considering thats where most of the votes will be coming from i feel that i have a very good chance of avoiding the slop to day”.

“To interesting points of view there from our ladies, so do you want Tulisa to try the slop or do you want Kelly to be frolicking around in my gunge, only you can decide

The poll will close on Wednesday 7th September with an update on Sunday 4th September

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